Day 3: Let the cheese jokes begin.....

It's about three hours after the Eagles lost to the Packers and I have to say, other than the Giants winning the Superbowl against the Pats a couple of years back, this is probably one of the best moments to be a Giants fan. Yes, the Giants didn't make the postseason and didn't have the greatest of years, but to see the "unstoppable" (ESPN quote) Eagles and the "best QB in the league" (another ESPN quote) lose at home when they are the "Superbowl favorites" (Seriously ESPN, get your tongue out of Philadelphia's ass, please), was pretty awesome to say the least. Even seeing them lose to the Packers (Cheeseheads!), the team that kept the Giants out of the postseason this year, was satisfying. That just goes to show you not only how much I love my Giants that I would root for a team that kept them out of the postseason but also just how much I hate anything Philadelphia. Cheeseheads unite! And on that note, let the cheese jokes ensue:

• Cheese Louise, what a game!
• I think after that game Vick has lost his faith in Cheesus.
• Hey Eagles, you want some cheese with that whine?
• Cheese is Vick's Kryptonite
• What is Vick's favorite cheese? "Blue" cheese.
• The interception at the end of the game had me straight cheesin'.
• The best part of a Philly cheesesteak is the cheese.
• Hey Vick, it ain't easy being cheesy!
• What's the best way to cook a bird? Fry it. What's the best topping on a fried bird? Extra cheese.
• Name of Packers blitz package against Vick: Smack & Cheese. 
• Name of Eagles defense during the game: Swiss cheese. Lot of holes in it. 
• Simple math logic: Cheese is great.Vick hates dogs. Dogs love cheese. Dogs > Vick. Cheese > Vick. Look it up in the math books. It's in there.

On a final note, I must reiterate that I hate everything Philadelphia. Screw the Phillies - I hope Cliff Lee gets rocked next year and has his worst year in the majors. Screw the Flyers - I hope your team gets relocated to Canada. And screw the 76ers - I hope your team.......well contines sucking. 

New York > Philadelphia....ALWAYS.